I can ruin your day, or darken your life. And while I'm expected, I'm never alright. I'm bad for business, and worse for your hair. Wherever I am, there's something not there.
I question what lies above, and I’m shared with those you love. At my sound your hands will shake, and oft heard soon after wake. A card not found in a deck.
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
A pool table.
If Mississippi should lend Missouri her New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Alaska (I'll ask her)
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
What am I?
Anywhere I am, there is none. If you dare ask 'what am I'? I'll be gone... What am I?