One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. What does John want to do?
Become a photographer
What is the freedom of birds and the pen of old men?
Feathers. Feathers make up a bird's wings, giving it flight or its freedom. Quill pens were used by men in older times.
Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters. What is it?
There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?
The fish bowl got knocked over. The bodies were goldfish.
Craig died in Florida. Shortly after, Tracy died at sea. Nobody mourned, In fact, everyone was absolutely delighted. Why?
They were both hurricanes.
Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; Has two eyes, can't see a thing. What is it?
Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?
He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?
The woman had captured a mouse with a mousetrap.