You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me.
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
Its not hard
What did the hooker buy from the furniture shop?
One night stand
What instruments do slutty musical bands use?
The slute, whorgan, trampbone, and slaguitar
Why are gentelmen good in bed?
Because they always let the ladies come first.
Why does a goat and a rhino wants to have sex?
Because they are both very horny animals.