What is red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet?
A rainbow in a washing machine
What’s fluffy, cute, huggable and goes up and down?
A shih-tzu in an elevator
How do you make an egg roll?
Buy an egg roll wrapper, stuff it with fillings and roll it down the hill.
What does Warren Buffet love and look forward to the most about Christmas?
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A Roman Catholic!
What do you call a bad interior decorator?
An inferior decorator
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Why is Ireland the biggest country in the world?
Because it keeps Dublin.
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?