What do you call a bad guy in India?
What does a turtle do on their birthday?
Do you know why stealing is illegal?
Because they bandit
What do you call a male renaissance artist with a bowl of jelly?
Michael and jello.
Why do the circle and oval only date shapes that are the same as themselves?
Because they are not straight
What do you call a careful wolf ?
What did Physics say to History when they are arguing?
Don’t change the subject
What did the teenager say to another teenager when they got arrested for stealing diapers?
We’re getting too old for this