What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. How did he do that?
He is bald
Why did the belt go to jail?
For holding up a pair of pants.