What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
Why was the cat sitting at the computer?
IT WAS EYEING THE MOUSE!!
What am I?
Tick, Tock, the clicks of a clock, moments pass as it never stops. One moment one, one moment ten, moments rush until I initiate the end. What am I?